Mega Egg

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.

The nation’s sweetheart and first Geordie to ever leave Newcastle, she’s now so famous you can’t get out of bed without bumping into one of her many clones that roam the British countryside looking for an angry fix.

Sneaky Jimmy Kimmel tricked members of the public into thinking they were looking at the new iPhone 5, when they were just seeing the old 4S. But if they weren’t such dotards they’d know the 5 looks different to the old one.

Did you know that some governments ban people living with HIV from entering their countries ?

Guaranteed to amazeballs your mind. Not only is she super sexy moving about that pole, but she also has ninja skills. A ninja pole dancer – it doesn’t really get any better than that.

Water is a real nasty mudda! It's an unforgiving b#stard & when it gets cold and freezes it gets real mean and has an evil attraction to total dumb f#cks who think the Titanic was for pussies - Farewell dummies - LIVE & learn!

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

Basically we have a chick dancing around the room, nothing odd there, but..., then she meets a glass table and the rest is history! Totally proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention!

This will teach you some respect & not to honk at the elderly - WTF!?!