Make-Up Truths

It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!

Ever wondered what Wolverine or the Hulk might look like if Picasso had taken an interest in comic books? It's a perfectly valid thing to contemplate, and this artist has done more than that, he's gone and drawn them.

I'm not sure exactly what the heck this thing is, but I'd surely poop a brick if I ever caught one! Then, after i had recovered and cleaned myself up I'd dump him in the public pool!

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(