Madonna The Youth Thief

Ever noticed that since 'that kiss' on stage with Britney Spears a few years ago Madonna has been getting younger whilst Brittney seems to have had the life sucked out of her. Here's why!

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

This is the ultimate fan home. I can almost hear the theme song now..

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

Well duhh