Legoize It!

While some people will still support baseless prohibition, nobody can disagree with this. Lego is awesome, and so are drugs. This is a marriage made in druggy heaven.

There's nothing like venting spleen on some of Steve Jobs' finest achievements in the shiny gadget world. Take a gun, a hammer, and some blunt instruments and start pummelling the crap out of them. Then breath. Isn't that better?

It doesn't matter how big or small the fish is, the first one you catch always makes you feel like this. You feel like an angling god. Even if you just caught bait.

Leave it to Abraham Maslow to put into such a simple graph how we spend our days on the Internet. Scarily accurate!

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

For a female, there's nothing worse than the moment that you turn up at a party only to see someone in the same dress. For a man in the same situation it really doesn't seem to apply!?

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

There was a time, pre-internet, a place where a Sony Walkman meant you were a techno-king amongst men, when cosplay was the just fat men dressed up as Zelda. That still goes on, but now you get this too.

I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that someone would try to mail him or the fact that it happens so frequently the post office has a stamp for it.

If you're a sufferer then you'll feel this guy's pain. It's a tough decision and whatever you do, you still won't be happy about it...