0 Comments / Add Comment
Left Out
Well, looks like the guy in the back will be spending the night by himself..
Current Rating:   Your Rating
 
0 Comments / Add Comment
Rating:
Comments: 1
I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL
Rating:
Comments: 0
Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.
Rating:
Comments: 0
Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.
Rating:
Comments: 2
So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.
Rating:
Comments: 0
Did I just...was that what I thought it...but the...wait! Calm down my poor eyes, so used are they to the NSFW content of the web they see filth even when there is no filth. Damn you internet.
Rating:
Comments: 0
There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.
Rating:
Comments: 0
There was a time, pre-internet, a place where a Sony Walkman meant you were a techno-king amongst men, when cosplay was the just fat men dressed up as Zelda. That still goes on, but now you get this too.
Rating:
Comments: 0
When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.
Rating:
Comments: 0
When the other half's got the painters & decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.
Rating:
Comments: 0