Lame Pun 'Coon

He might be cute but he tells the most obnoxious, toe curlingly bad puns and the worst part is that he looks so proud of them. That's it, I'm adding him to my hitlist.

My God, you could rest your beer on there and maybe your whole dinner too. That's the sort of ass-et a man would climb mountains & swim shark-infested seas to get a peek at.

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

America's biggest head-honcho shows us his more classical side in this stunning self-portrait.

A Russian duck face is a lot like a regular duckface, but with some key differences. The fiream being the most obvious one...

Whatever your career job there is no way you will attain such on-the-job satisfaction as this dude. As soon as this dude retires I'm getting an application sent through right away!

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

Everyone thinks Link is all cute and that, going around in his little green get-up, shuffling along like butter wouldn't melt. But just look at the devastation wrought, the suffering he leaves behind. He's a monster!

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.