Knob Head

Have you lost your 'manly ways' and forgotten about the 3 basic things in life ?

This is definitely not the kind of singing I expected her to be doing. Still, if you're into death metal I'm sure it's extremely good. Not sure the judges really know what to think about it though...

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !

If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!

If this is an indication of how many bloopers are happening on a monthly basis, then the news industry needs to get its act together. They’re just one big collection of fail, sure it’s amusing, you’re supposed to be pros.

Are you a ma...or a little baby? This guy is never going to live this down.. LOL

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

You can style your face how you want, with the sort of blades that Wolverine would trim his sideburns with!

He's pretty damn good on that drumkit, and his solo came out of nowhere. So did his bizarre reaction to it (WAIT FOR IT!). It's almost as if he has an allergic reaction to his own innate awesomeness...

The dumbest yet most brilliant thing you've ever seen, it's a motorcycle on a rope swing and after watching it you'll no doubt hit up the internet for a Chinese dirt bike to recreate this epicness.