Keep Plucking that Chicken News Fail

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

Mac fanboys or "Macfags" are possibly the most annoying breed of computer nerd. With aspirations of being cool and a condescending air, they will lecture you about how much better their personal computer is than a PC.

Most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, but when your computer crashes so can your relationship. Which is why you need these guys, traveling around replacing hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives.

Choreographed dances to pop music at weddings is fast becoming a tradition of it's own and it Napoleon Dynamite himself was to wed I reckon this is probably a good approximation of what it might look like...

This guy tries to kick his dog into a lake but loses his balance and falls off his rock into the water.

Talk about taking a (very) long shot! Is this the longest goal ever scored? This dude just kicks the hell out of this ball. Look at soccer stepping its game up!

Jordan Caron gets the hardest check of his life. Maybe they call it 'check' because you need to check to see if he's still breathing afterward.

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

Actors can rise to any challenge but some are more difficult than others, like pretending to ride a horse for instance. Pro tip: “Make out as though you’re actually 'making out' on the barrel.”

Holy Christ, how lucky is this guy? Precariously dangling off a pipe hanging by the strap off his backpack. At least his friend just keeps on casually filming him, muttering in French. Gnarly.

Alright fellas, helmet punches and pushing are ok, but nothing below the belt. It's too easy for you guys to fight dirty out here.