Keanu Reeves At Legoland

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

Are you one of those wimps who scream in agony just because you've stubbed your toe...if so, then i'm right there with you? It's time for us to 'man up' and follow this example from the animal kingdom. Gulp.

Now that Steve Jobs is out the way, every tech company in the world is bringing out the big guns and Sony have produced this pocket Vaio. But forget about the machine, just check out those fine rumps.

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

Well, someone should have broken the news to this little boy ahead of time..

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.