Jet Ski Ends Picnic

A jet ski loses control and slams into a families picnic table.

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

This has both the weird factor and the titillation factor so bravo to it for doing that. A model gets attacked by other creepy models, but they just kind of pose her in weird ways. And they’re all in underwear.

Farting in a confined space like a car is bad at the best of times, doing it on a first date is the lowest. But that’s what these people have to endure as they suffer the indecency of their date letting rip without qualms.

They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it's the best match i've watched during the World Cup :)

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.

Some industrious fellow has gone and created a fully functioning Doc Brown DeLorean in GTA complete with a flux capacitor that fluxes, programmable time circuits and a tank full of plutonium. How awesome is that!?

Morgan Freeman's voice is awesome. This has been established as scientific fact. Having him say things that he wouldn't normally say is therefore both awesome and hilarious. Time for him to say "Titty Sprinkles"!

By now you’ve probably seen Google’s latest bid for total global domination – Google Glass, it records everything you do and think so that Google can spam you with relevent ads and sell you out to the police.

Everybody loves pizza, and cats are no exception. Cats are the cutest thieves. Some are trying, but some actually succeeded in stealing delicious slice of pizza. It's cute, because it's not your pizza.

If you thought that victims of hurricanes of floods had it bad, wait til you hear about the plight of the denizens of southern L.A. They've had to put on coats and hats to play nighttime soccer. OH THE HUMANITY!