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Jeff Goldblum Invents Jurassic Park Theme Lyrics
Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?
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When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.
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Good old Bill, completely destroying science with his dumb arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.
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Looks like Mom is in a bad mood today. This baby elephant brushes up against her leg and she gives him a swift kick down the side of a hill. Just remember lady that an elephant never forgets and will probably come and sit on you when it grows up!
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This kid overshoots his jump by about 10 feet and starts rehearsing the pain he is about to feel while still in mid-air. Ouch!
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After realizing his sister's dirty trick, the little boy gets his small revenge. LOL
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Literal versions may be played out, MSPaint stuff may be passe, but Thrift Shop? That tune is a class act. No matter what you do, if you're doing it to a Macklemore track I'm probably going to enjoy it...
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Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship, a YouTuber creates the "unseen" version of Frozen where completely unnecessary bleeps and blurs are expertly placed to turn Disney's latest into pure filth.
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Sometimes you can't help pullling an awesome beach prank on a cute chick and these guys already managed to pull it off. Adding the drink was a nice touch guys, but then, she was a blonde so it couldn't have been that hard!?
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This is the only way to get the party started, downing 4 rounds of eggnog bongs, guess what comes next? The music is suitably dramatic because this is no ordinary feat, it is something truly remarkable, truly heroic - LOL!
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In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.
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