It's Not My Dog

If you're mad for mutts, you ought to get a kick out of this. A song about the kaleidoscope of canine varieties that exist out there. Doesn't hurt that it's got an Inspector Clouseau cameo at the start either.

It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

Soccer, it's the 'Beautiful Game' and has some great moments, this is NOT one of them! This is the only way Tottenham Hotspur can win their European games. I feel for the goalie really he got robbed by a divot in the pitch!

I know its bad to laugh but some of these are some funny, they couldn't have gone any more wrong.

Boston Dynamics, the company that brought you a robot that looks like a dog and can't be kicked over have been hard at work on their latest invention; a robot that looks like a car and can jump over walls! Hurrah!

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

When this dude grabs the foam 90 seconds into the clip I'm thinking 'What an insane waste of time'. Then after a couple seconds with that vacuum my mind was blown.

This shot of sickening cuteness has me a little conflicted. I'm not sure if i want a bacon sandwich or a pet pig. Maybe I'll get both and when the pig gets a bit too big for his K'nex prosthetic I'll have me another sammich!

The new innovation in getting fit & shaping up hits the gym, ok, it does look like you are indulging in a power-fap & maybe it is best not to do it around other guys, but hey, it's all in a good cause, right!?

This is the kind of nut shot that'd render you infertile for the rest of you life. Just look at the power at which it hits him in the groin. He knows it has done some serious damage but all his friends & anyone else can do is lol at him!!!