It's Halloween Scaring Time !

There's nothing like scaring the absolute pants off a younger sibling - Nothing can give you that sense of joy & total OWNAGE - Here's a compilation of just such moments, look at their little faces as they scream for their lives!

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

If you didn't watch the synchronized swimming events during the Olympics, you missed a treat. Not only were they hotter than the female volleyballers, but they were freaking hilarious to watch as well. Best. Sport. Ever.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

Brock Baker is the Man of a kajillion billion zillion voices - In just 3 minutes he manages to run through 18 characters from the TV show Family Guy, like a boss.

Two bikers flip over the handlebars and faceplant after trying to showoff in front of a crowd waiting on a street race to start. See it's true, karma is real and happens to douchebags!

If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.

I think going forward these players are going to pick the seats inside the bus when they need a ride

Yeah, maybe when you’re on the commute home and everyone seems to despise everyone within two foot of them, humanity may seem pretty shitty. Just watch this and have your faith restored.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.