It's Complicated

This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

They hide at the top of your stairs and come out at night....Mostly! If you are a feline owner then you will know that if you get more than 3 cats together then the spookiness begins. fear them.

He might be cute but he tells the most obnoxious, toe curlingly bad puns and the worst part is that he looks so proud of them. That's it, I'm adding him to my hitlist.

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

There was a time when giant birds roamed the earth, flying about and stealing babies to feed to their young. Fortunately, giant though they were, they weren't resistant to a little firepower.

Looking out of your bedroom window at night and seeing a snowman might not be such a big deal, but you might want to re-evaluate your reasoning if you happen to sleep on the 2nd floor - WTF!?!

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!