Insane Flexibility

I thought that after watching the first couple seconds that this video was a fake but this chick just has an amazing amount of flexibility.

How do you discover you have this talent? - GROSS

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

No doubt you've so much talent you're overwhelmed by it, leaving you an inert slob stagnating in front of a computer screen - It's time to stand proud & show the world the creative slob you really are.

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

Whatever the police officer asked the driver to do he did the opposite.

These two BFFs deicded to take a magic carpet ride through their school together. It's probably the gayest thing you will see all day, but at least it's only half as gay as the Twilight series.

Quick, someone call Michael Ironside and maybe miniaturize Dina Meyer and Denise Richards for a communal shower scene. This weird little creepy crawler looks like something from Starship Troopers.

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.