India's Got Talent

Holy. Crap. In India they take their talent shows to the nth level, smashing all sorts of nasty stuff over themselves that on any mere mortal would render them horribly injured. Not these guys though.

This seemed like a cool idea until they realized they were on the local and had to stop every other block.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

To his credit, he did hit his target. And that's what he'll be whining for the rest of the day as his friends laugh at him for smacking himself in the face with the shotgun.

Lets put the politics to one side for a moment & focus on what’s really important; Rap battles. Time for Romney & Barack to square off in the field of lyrical combat to see who’s rhymes are tighter & who’s got the most swag.

Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia. If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.

If you want to wind up the police and walk away scott free, try this trick. All you need is a bottle of water and cojones that are about twelve sizes too big. We can't guarantee that you won't get arrested anyway though.

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

Like running on a treadmill and drinking wasn't already hard enough.. LOL

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

Ice hockey is a tough game at its tamest, but what about if you add a touch of the unexpected...OMFG!