Important Drugs PSA

Young kids can easily be exposed to the dangers of drugs so it's always a worthwhile exercise giving them some good advice. Remember kids, don't buy drugs!

While the ghost rider movies may have all sucked a fat one, this costume it pretty freaking awesome. He should take this show to a skatepark and get beaten up.

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

Not sure what's happened here. Looks like somebody hit it and hit it hard. Not realising that was just an expression for wanting to tap a girl, rather than actually use your car to hit her.

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!