Imperial March Scratch

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

If you don't know what Fus Ro Dah is, then you probably need to play more Skyrim. This guy manages to harnes the power of those words and use them to avoid taking any arrows to the knees. Mad skillz.

Etch A Sketch is hard. Now imagine drawing things from Star Wars: R2-D2, C-3PO, the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca. Here's a recap of Star Wars in case you don't remember the movie.

600bhp, 1100kg: The McLaren F1 GTR is a Le Mans racer with street tires. It is also the best sounding car ever made. Ever wondered what fear looks like? You now have the answer.

The life of a Fairtrade banana, as you can see from this video, is in many ways an enviable life...

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

I'm sure it would have been a problem if it had been people fighting.. but this is just cute. LOL

So, it’s the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee this weekend. Who knew? Her Maj is off to her local Pizza Hut with the Royal Fam, because she just loves a stuffed crust — and I’m not talking about the pizza. (ithankyou!)

It's a simple game, all you have to do is name 10 things that aren't Skrillex. If you manage it then you win. If you don't then you're subjected to a blast from the man himself while you opponent goes all weird and evil.

If you’re going to have a beatbox battle, then it’s absolutely paramount that it takes place in a closet. Why? Because it’s so much more hilarious that way, which is exactly what these two young Japanese guys do.

It's real-life Modern Warfare 3 set to the sounds of Creedence Clearwater Revival, showing a montage of one soldier's experiences in Afghanistan from the POV of his helmet cam. There's no respawning here.