I'm With Bear On This One...

He might like to nom on the rancid droppings of god knows how many animals, but when it comes to the amber nectar you have to admit he has got a point!

Prepare to witness a journey from pretty girl to hot chick to human sink plunger in only 7 years. It's a good lesson in the IS a limit to trying to look beautiful - OMG!

Sometimes it's best not to delve too deeply into your dreams, otherwise it might unearth things that, while remaining un-answerable, will completely do your head in - WTF!?!

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

You so cray-cray. If there was one picture that summarised internet weirdos it would be a tie between this and that fat guy dressed up like TRON.

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!