If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

You know how the rest of the song goes!I love the fact that whenever chicks gather together the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

The Beach Boys knew what they were singing about with songs about beautiful chicks, trouble is they got the wrong country. Forget California, the place to write lyrics of lament & longing is located in the far east. WOW.

Lets face it, when you are a celeb you can pretty much get away with anything, even murder (OJ anyone?), it's only when you look at the paparazzi photos you really see what they have been getting up to!

Here's living breathing proof that you can never keep good idea from spreading into another medium. In fact, i'd say it brings together the two things that primarily exist in every geeks mind.

A colorful collection of wasted chicks who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

These printers have identity issues, or thirsts for unusual substances. or are they part of the skynet uprising. Oviously though, some of these machines seem to be saying whatever the hell they like.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

I don't know who this girl is but she certainly knows how to make an impression. If you're a fan of viral video you might recognize her from the Seat commercial. If not, you should probably go watch it right now!

Time to witness pure EVIL,l right down to correctly applied eyeliner, torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and a huge appetite for cake. Some of these guys have got the side-swept bangs which cover one or both eyes down to a tee!