I'd Vote For Them!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Lets face it, the odds are that everyone of us has a crappy day from time to time, but a truly epic scale day ruiner is something that is too good not to share. Every pic in this gallery would ruin your day, week and year.

When adverts are too controversial to be shown in public then they have served a purpose beyond their remit and so they end up where these have gone, the graveyard of adverts. For shame.

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun, and these girls look like they know how to do that!

I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!

The joys of being a student, you sleep in late, go out all night partying. But the downside, shared accommodation with a pedantic psychotic flat mate who leaves you crazy notes.

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

As the summer (yes, it really does exist) draws nearer, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Ruining other people's earnest attempts at phtography. Pull a stunt like one of these and you can turn a dreary group photo into an infinitely more awesome image.

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results!