IRL Revolver Ocelot

If you have fond memories of playing MGS and marveling at the badassery of Revolver Ocelot, don't watch this. It turns out that Ocelot is about as imposing as someone performing at a children's birthday party...

Let’s say you were confronted by a 500 pound hyperalloy combat chassis hunk of cyborg hate from the future, you’d probably find your manners then, wouldn’t you? Otherwise, you’d be…terminated.

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

The club's kicking out but you've just bought a wrap of catnip and don't want the night to end? Time to head to the afterparty, do as much catnip as you can handle and yiff it up all night long. Wooooo!

From the mind that brought you Charlie The unicorn comes another amusing equine hero: Horse Man. Horse Man is rather upset about the way his birthday party has turned out. Looks like he's peanut butter jelly.

Chicks do the weirdest things! Respect for getting her to watch a sci-fi film in the first place - It's only a movie, she needs to chill out, or man up. He'd better not show her bambi, she'll have a breakdown.

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"

If only all animals arguing with each other could look this cute, especially us humans who have a tendency to look super uncute when we're throwing our toys out of the pram and flying off the handle with rage.

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

Once you let a cat do something like this, then that's it. They've seen you'll weaken and then they'll just use it again and again. So now every time this woman brushes her teeth with a towel on her head, along comes kitty.

A new reality show apparently. What I want to know is what kind of sicko takes pleasure in changing his wife's diaper? - WTF