I See You Driving Round Town...

A short but awesome remake of Cee Low Green's classic earworm, with the welcome addition of the cast of Pocohontas, or Mulan, or one of those other Disney crapfests that I never bothered watching.

Where are the life guards that look like this at the local beach. I want to be saved by Pam Anderson running majestically along the beach in slow-mo. Or Roxi here. Is that asking too much?

While it may be mischevious and a total waste of police time and resources, you can't deny that it's the most colorful controlled explosion you've ever seen. So good that it almost looks fake. Fake and gay?

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

When you’re a jobbing actor and you first move to LA, chances are you’re going to end up in a certain type of movie. But hey! You have to start somewhere, just look at Sylvester Stallone.

This dude loses control of his vehicle at 70mph and besides one minor bump he somehow manages to avoid all other cars on the road.

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

So if you're cycling around the countryside and come across a bunch of wild horses, it's probably best not to wave your hand around near their mouths. They apparently have an aversion to lycra clad idiots.

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

Oh god. Such a simple idea but packed with so much in I'm crying tears of joy. Out of my pee hole. Seriously though, if all trailers were like this the world would be a far better place. At least you wouldn't be disappointed.

For the rest of the world this would just be a few bumps and bruises for the unlucky victim, but not in the former USSR! - I love it how Russians are always a little further behind & suffer more pain that the rest of the world!