I Feel Like A Pancake!

Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

Once in a while a chick comes along that will get your attention and make your pulse race faster than an investment banker - This girl is hawt!

Desert racing can always use a little more fan participation - This is one form of crowd activity i'm gonna definitely pass on - WTF!?!

When it comes to hardcore rappers there are none more hardcorerer than this guy. He's got guns and he's not afraid to wave them around like he just don't care. Also, his rhymes are tight and his flow is fresh. Word.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

Pulling an awesome wheelie is one thing, but doing it right in front of a cop car and peeling away like a bat out of hell when they get the blues and twos going is way more memorable. Dude even managed to get away too! Kudos.

Cool band 'Big stride' have written a song all about those Hen Night Limousines that pretty English ladies like to hire & have fun in

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

These Long Island kids have the best parents ever and you can see why from the amount of fun they're having sledding on a homemade backyard luge that's so good it's depressing for anyone who's only ever built a snowman in their backyard.