How To Build A Bookshelf

If you're not really sure what you're doing when it comes to basic DIY, this could help. You won't need any special tools, just a saw, some materials and your penis. ProTip: You penis is the most useful tool you will ever own.

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!

This guy really wants to date Taylor Swift, more than you do with your casual interest each time she comes on TV. How much does he want to date her? Well enough to give this persuasive speech in his college speech class.

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

Everyone loves a blast on Mario Kart on the DS from time to time, even 007 - Just to show off what an all round badass he is, Bond will not only fire a blue shell up your ass but he’ll do it in the middle of a car chase. What a guy!

A chick with in-depth knowledge of the Green Lantern, it's not every day you run into a girl as nerdylicious as this. Make sure you don't let her go. Don't talk to her, just get a ring and propose.

First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

This middle-aged, four piece band might be heading over the hill when it comes to saying bye-bye to their youth. So anyone whos thinking that their life is over because they’re in their mid-40s. WRONG!

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.