How Every Guy Reacts After An Argument

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

In this funny, yet disturbing, video a 25-year-old actress pretends to be 15, and desperate for some cash to get back home - Some creepy guys start to warm to the idea of making her do sexual favors for the money.

This chick's smoking hot so i wouldnt' mind her touching my nuts even if it was to smack them. You got to take the rough with the smooth ladies & gents.

There's plenty more imaginative deaths to enjoy in the grisly third instalment of this horror franchise - AWESOME!

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

This is what happens when you ask a little girl about monsters.. LOL

He really dropped the space ball on this one. I think i might prefer the original ending, its a bit happier.

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.