Horrible Cyclist Wipes Out at Finish Line

'Did I win?' No, you came in second place, also known as the first loser.

I'm not sure if this just works when viewed through a camera or if it looks like this to the human eye too. Either way, I'm off to the shop to buy some duct tape, a huge-ass speaker and a length of garden hose.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!

He might look like the spitting image of Justin bieber and he not have a single pubic hair yet, but this plucky little homeboy can rap with the best of them. Seriously. And to his own beats no less. This kid has a bright future.

Drones, they’re pretty cool and all that, but there’s one thing they can’t quite do yet, they can’t deliver a sausage at 100mph — this man set out to change all that.

Sometimes, especially in the case of this hapless dude, it's better to be lucky than good. It takes a special talent to pass off a FAIL as an intended trick!

Because even LEGO gets it wrong sometimes... so here's some "outtakes" from the film featuring Lego Batman flying into the centre of the sun and messing up his lines and Morgan Freeman's God taking a tumble mid-sentence.

This crazy man grabs a baseball bat from the sporting goods section then goes on a rampage destroying 29 TV's valued at over $20k at a Walmart in Atlanta.

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

If you're one of those people who reckon that The Hobbit looks like a great steaming pile of tedium, how about this instead? It's what would happen if it was crossbred with The Office. Genius.