Homemade Zip Line Nut Shot

This dude takes a ride down his homemade zip line but picks up too much speed and slams into the tree holding the end of the line.

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

His voice is now probably 3 octaves higher.. LOL

Dolphins are seriously intelligent creatures and we don't really know if they regard us as idiots or not - This might look like an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise. Just look at the expression on his face!

Take a moment to pause, take stock, and consider those less fortunate than ourselves. Like these poor souls, trapped inside their own stupid, screwed-up expressions. Screwface affects 1 in 10 bludkis, help raise awareness.

Looks like someone missed their plane & decided to travel in their car instead? The flight is no-frills, but at least she doesn't charge fifty bucks to bring your suitcase.

Express face-to-bumper shipping is free of charge with this guy's company. It's a fail he won't forget for a long time!

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

It’s in celebration of Australia day, which is today, and commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788 when the Brits came along and ruined everything. Yay!

If you expect to be second string, junior varsity and dating a cheerleader alternate by senior year, you've got to start training early.

It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. GOD forbid that your fapping material contains a picture of Justin Bieber.