Heavy Emotional Sh#t

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

Twice as rad as inlet surfing, and still half as radical as real surfing. OMG

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

I don't know whether it's the laws of physics, Newton's Law, Friction or Torque that causes this weirdness to occur but I do know one thing. It sure is purdy. Kinda mesmerising. I could watch this all day.

If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.

Luckily, nobody was killed in this accident after the white truck completely blew a red light slamming into the cross traffic.

What with all the Top Gear furore kicking off at the moment about stereotyping Mexicans, let’s take a timely look at Stewart Lee’s Top Gear-hating routine.

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

Blake Grigsby has invented a special contraption for getting kisses from the ladies. The hopeful guy went out in public with a contraption around his waist that hung a piece of mistle-toe perfectly above his head.

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.