Hawt UFO

If you stare really hard you can find it, it looks like a big red arrow & its making a loud fapping sound!

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

It's a lot less gritty than Breaking Bad. Essentially it's about two guys with nothing to lose who start making wholemeal loaves in a portable bakery.

Ok, first things first of course, make sure the monitor takes center stage and is not obscured by the sh#t load of guns you just happen to keep in your own personal arsenal - OMG!

Beware the power of social networking and make-up and clever camera angles and people pretending to be someone they are not and being too easily taken in and.... OMG, it's getting so you can't trust anything :(

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!

Now this is a real toughie to resist, how could you not want to click such an innocent application that has suddenly appeared on your desktop? Strange, it looks like the same one i clicked to win $100K last week!?

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!