Hatchet Hitcher

Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?

This is the cutest thing ever. I think I may have to comission a sculpture of it so that I can put it in unlikely places and then laugh heartily at it.

In answer to the above question, it's pretty f*cking deep. As deep as the sky is tall, but one thing this infographic misses out is those glowing alien things that were in the Abyss. They're down there somewhere surely.

This is the 16-pound drop-forged sledge hammer with a 32" graphite handle and a heavy-duty reinforcement sleeve near the hammer head for extra durability. Superior quality!

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

If it wasn't already dead, it definitely is now. reporting that one celebrity has unfollowed another celebrity as if it is something that should matter to anybody is the sound of journalistic failure.

This kid apparently has a father that knows exactly what he's doing. This is a note the 5 1/2 year old wrote to his mother. He was wearing a white tank-top at the time!

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.

This is either very creative and motivating advertising or it's cruel and unusual punishment to the locals. I haven't decided which yet.

Driving with your mates in the car is completely different to driving with your parents in the car. Mainly because you're not trying to impress your parents and make them think you're a badass.