Halloween's Come Early

It's only a month or so away so this guy is breaking out his scary witch. He controls it like an RC car but he can drop eggs on peoples houses if they don't give him candy

She a hot girl and looking for a guy. Do you want to take your chances?

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised & utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help while keeping it street. Wurd!

OMG - If this totally insane commercial doesn't make you want to go out and buy these weird noodles then nothing will. Surely noodles have energy in them already right?

Its that time of year again people so i thought i would warm you up to the extreme action that is about to come you way with some of last years footage.

A group of Russian guys at a gym flawlessly choreograph the epic battle scene from the 2007 Sparta vs. Persia film '300' starring Gerard Butler. Then chuck it some slow-mo for extra awesomeness—see, this is what going to the gym should be about.

Because a snow day without a near-death experience is a snow day wasted. In Russia, the snow doesn't kill you, you kill the snow!

Birthday cards are definitely not top of this kitten's list. As soon as she sees that card she loses it and goes into attack mode. Well it's either that or the horrendous sounds coming from that card are driving her insane?