Guy Fails Miserably at Hammer Game

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this video might have been overdubbed with a slightly embelished mousy howl. If animals really did make noises like this though I'd watch a lot more nature documentaries.

I wish I could take a trip with a beautiful Italian girl on television. It's corny, but i'd be there to give her the kiss of life, if needed?

Some players are so extreme they'd walk through fire to prove their game !

Do dogs react to magic? Watch as magician and mentalist Jose Ahonen vanished some dog treats under their noses. And don't worry, all the dogs got treats before and after the trick.

Who knew that fat chump from that excruciatingly insipid Halifax advert was such a fat ass MC, blud. Just check him and his crew out in the new Halifax ad where they’ve taken a different musical direction.

This party has it all going on, some real cool grooves, a hot tub, hot chicks, no doubt there's some chronic being toked up about the place. It's all good...until. Dayam Shorty's hair be catching fire! You will lol.

Well, this guy could be forgiven for thinking he was some kind of superhero. Him and his “friend” head to the wrong side of the tracks and the worst happens, he gets f’d up in broad daylight by a shotgun.

Rebecca Black eat your heart out. This kid has more talent in one chubby digit than she has in her entire body. If you want evidence of this you only need to watch his badass dance moves and check the soulful lyrics. Amazeballs.