Guild Wars 2 Review

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

During a race in Spain, a car slides out of control during a curve and crashes into a mother and her daughter, flipping them into the air. Amazingly, no one was injured in the accident.

It’s the most famous side-scrolling video game of them all. In a box. Backwards. Forgot about your Kinects and your PlayStation Vistas and the Wii U, this is the future of gaming.

Yeah, maybe when you’re on the commute home and everyone seems to despise everyone within two foot of them, humanity may seem pretty shitty. Just watch this and have your faith restored.

Normally I'd mock this guy for calling what he does 'parkour' but he's from the Isle of Man so I think the fact that he's up to something vaguely cool should be encouraged, even if he's calling it by the wrong name...

Taking candy from a baby is about as far as it goes when you wanna be mean. Babies have short memories & they might not even be that upset. But if you wanna get low down & nasty then this is how you do it!

Just because the sport was invented in America doesn't mean that the Japanese won't become totally kick-ass at it. They're Asians, if there's one thing they're good at it's being good at everything!

Ok, first things first. What the HELL is an animal like that doing in a house and secondly, what the HELL is that dumb guy doing offering it his head as an object for a near-certain attack!?

This is breaking news. Toddler-faced teen goon Bieber is actually a nasty predatory pedo who disguises himself as a pre-adolescent sexless emo just to attract teenage girls. Shocking .....And true!?

When you're done with the booze you can still make sweet sweet muzak!!