Greatest Team-up Ever

The Big Bad Wolf and the Cool-Aid man. when there's a house that the wolf can't huff and puff and blow down, then it's time for the Cool-Aid catchphrase and clouds of brick dust. Someone should put this on a t-shirt.

If you ever have a new neighbor move in next door and you notice this as his license plate, it might be time to put up the For Sale sign, or at the very least contact the FBI.

For laptop and LCD screen users, here's a little message for you. Tilt your screen back to read it!

Especially if they tell you that keeping an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome in your basement is a swell idea. If they do I think you're legally entitled to kick them square in the balls.

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

When the other half's got the painters & decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

..You may pass out in awkward places. FAIL

If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.

Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.