God Tier Dialogue

Dialogue is an easy way to tell how low budget a movie is. If it's passable, it's high budget. If it's terrible it's low budget. If it's so bad it's good? Who cares just pass the popcorn and laugh your ass off!

If, like every single parent on the internet, you’re a fan of Frozen and its show tunes, this is for you. It puts aside ideas of sisterhood and love and stuff and replaces it with something far more X-Men.

Not to add insult to injury, but plummeting before the roof diving ref's signal means an automatic zero from the judges instead of the zero he would've earned.

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

Need to vent your frustrations by going on a freeway killing spree? There's an app for that. NSFW language, by the way.

These kids are boxing in a basement and one of them does a full spin punch that lands perfectly knocking his buddy out cold.

The only explanation I can come up with for this is that you reach a certain age and you start looking for ways to die.

All those looking-back-at-the-year types shows and articles are generally pretty shitty, full of boring crap that you hated the first time round, let alone seeing it again. But this is different.

Internet Explorer was the standard browser to begin with but things have changed a little since then. So these developers tell us what they think about it and how excited they are to start using IE 9. Total fantasy!

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.