Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

This is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why? Just come back to doing what you do best. Please!

This is Fred Crosset, a man who isn't afraid to ride a Scrambler Motorcycle across an urban landscape, casually jumping on the top of buses and riding along the roof - until the cops turn up.

Chiggidy Check It. It's Jay Z 's classic "99 Problems" but rebuilt with film clips and retitled "99 Problems in Film". So instead of Jay Z recounting the story it's lots of out of context snippets of the past.

Welcome to Key West, a place where you can chill-out, relax and CRASH! D-bag with a camera, female driver, moped.... It's ironic that you have to go to an island paradise to find such a perfect storm.

16 months of practice and this 6 year old is pretty damn awesome. I guess being six means Asher Bradshaw here has plenty of free time to sink into his hobby but it's still pretty damn impressive. 'Grats homie.

The title says it all - Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth SHUT!

In an ideal world, there would be no reckless drivers on our roads & we’d all feel safe. Sadly, that’s not the case. This pigeon, for example, joined the ranks of the most dangerous drivers ever as he took to the highway.

Aaron Shutway, an eighth grader from Ohio, shows up LeBron and D. Howard in two ways: he made a trick shot cooler than anything they've done, and he didn't choke in the playoffs.