Get This Girl A Boyfriend

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

So just in time for the festive season Jim Bonacci added a Christmas theme to his dangerously fun/funny web game "Happy Wheels". If you haven't played it yet google it and get playing. if you have, play it again!

An animation about state sponsored murder and good timekeeping. It doesn't sound like it'll be that good, but it's only a couple of minutes long so stick with it you ADHD having bumberclart. It's good.

A Cleveland police officer pushes an 18-year old driver out of the way of an out-of-control car before being struck himself on an icy highway. The officer's pelvis was broken, but he is expected to survive.

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

If this dude's were balls hanging on my neck for that long, I'd submit too.

No laundry basket should be without one! All you need to do is hurl your filthy cast-offs in the vague direction of the laundry basket and this strange little feline will do the rest, leaping up and catching them like a boss.

This is always good to watch, and the best thing is you can do it sitting down If you're an obese trans-fat lump of a person or you're so stoned you can't stand up, you can bong shot, then pong shot. The sport of champions.

This girl plays a ridiculously harsh prank on her terrifyingly large boyfriend. Not the kind of thing we'd try and do, but then we're not hot girls. Or are we? No we're not. But yeah, harsh prank man.

The score from one of the godawful Star Wars prequels gets a damn good mocking as lyrics are added by way of humerous guesswork. I'd like to think these are the real lyrics but I doubt the song is about corn...