Garden Chair Pool Dive

Life is all about balance, too much of one thing and it collapses. Is it any surprise the chair got fed up with the demands the fat guy was placing on it and just quit?

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

The driver of a BMD-2 airborne infantry fighting vehicle showed off his skills when he gunned his motor and carved up a couple of donuts in the streets of Slavyansk. You see, war can be fun—sometimes.

Introducing the Monkey Nano. It works with all Iphones and Ipods, and is the smallest monkey Apple has ever created.

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings?

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!