GTA V Reality Check

At least he only drove into a subway looking for hidden packages. It could have been worse, he could have killed a prostitute and taken his money back...

If you relied on the media for realistic body image then this photoshop disaster will probably cause you great relief.

Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!

Driving with your mates in the car is completely different to driving with your parents in the car. Mainly because you're not trying to impress your parents and make them think you're a badass.

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

Don't take drugs, think that if you do you'll start tripping and the world will become a scary place, well....look at this and try to think if 'maybe' someone sliped something into that can of soda you just drunk? Be afraid.

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.

What the hell has someone done to these girls' faces? It looks like their lips have been injected with the Earth's supply of collagen and then slapped about with a swarm of electric eels.

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.