GT-R Retard

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

Gun safety was just as important in the old days as it is today, as this lady's failed firing attempt demonstrates.

Alright fellas, helmet punches and pushing are ok, but nothing below the belt. It's too easy for you guys to fight dirty out here.

One man on a mission to rid the world of the unseasonal, you'll know him by the trail of veg! - WTF!?!

This crazy dude smashes his head seven times against a car windshield. He was probably knocked out cold after seventh hit but is too stupid to realize it.

Sometimes you do some pretty dumb things in the name of coolness - He failed so fast the camera man could barely keep up with his stupidity.

It’s quite difficult to tell who has the bigger breasts in this video, and it’s especially disturbing because both of their t-shirts get wet. It’s in the pursuit of scientific fact and as long as you don’t fap to it then you’re probably safe.

Girl can dance! Woo's crowd AND it looks like she's having a great time. - COOL

There’s nothing quite as ‘f#cking’ funny as people with Tourette’s, so what better way to showcase their awesome talents than mashing up a video of them saying ingenious phrases like ‘chicken f#cker’.

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

Rémi Gaillard - king of trolls - does the unthinkable in a car wash station. It'll make you chuckle because it exaggerates a common problem we all encounter regularly.