Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

I love it when someone is passing out but they're still determined to finish their sentence before their head slams into the floor. This man deserves his extortionate legal fee!

It looks like a weird video effect, but this is actually the world's tiniest avalance, taking place on the roof of a parade of shops. If you were walking underneath you wouldn't think it was tiny though...

An abandoned, poorly dog, living on a trash pile and covered in mange and parasites, suffering from malnutrition and in a terrible state is rescued, nurtured back to health. *sniff*

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

This is SO elaborate i almost wonder whether he's out to actually kill rather than just prank her, but the payoff is a such a delight to witness, so who really cares! This guy's on a slippery slope, and so was she... Oooooooooo!!!

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

No doubt you spend many sleepless nights wondering just where the LOLCat meme originated from. No? Well who cares, because you’re about to find out.

Airsoft guns are great but they're kinda pricey. This is a super-cheap alternative with a ridiculously high rate of fire. Sure, it doesn't exactly look badass, but it will save you a boatload of cash!

Do you love Futurama but hate things that are animated? Well now you can enjoy the full glory of Futurama's opening sequence without the animation that irks you, thanks to a live action version created to advertise the series.

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?