Football Fwiends

They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

If you're a fan of getting drunk, the good thing about it is there's always a reason to do it, no matter what day it is or what you've got to do the next day, they'll always be an excuse to get absolutely wasted.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

If these were available in all sporting goods stores, there would be no need for any other brands. This thing is awesome. Also, it makes a great companion if you're forever alone on a desert island.

And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?