Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.

You can't blame some animals for trying, even if the object of it's affection only has 2 legs! The deer's outlook on wives seems to be "Eh, you win some, you lose some.

In a scene from a remake of the Bruce Lee film Fist of Legend, Jet Li takes on a Wushu Master for a seriously badass round of martial artistry in an epic fight of epicness. Seriously, it's really epic.

This video features 7 minutes of absolute winning. Everyone in this video is killer and deserves the respect for the entire world.

This is the dawning of the age of dancing about in your bedroom in hawt lingerie! Yay!

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

So there I was outside the British seat of power, when I heard the roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?

David Crowe takes his mad skills to Brick Lane in London to do a bit of busking and hopefully earn some cash. He overshoots a little by bringing the whole street to a standstill as everyone marvels at his mad skillz.