Fitness Fails

People take personal fitness extremely seriously these days. Maybe a little too seriously. Not this lot though. It's hard to be serious while you're dropping a barbell on your throat or rolling around on a treadmill...

Trying a death-defying jump over the Tour de France cyclists as they ride by is some serious show-stealing dumbness. The guy went to the hospital after this and he almost died! Definite Darwin candidate.

If youve never seen someone play Tetris at “Ludicous Speed” before, it truly is a sight to behold. Sure, his virginity is probably here to stay but you cant deny that the man has some serious talent with virtual blocks.

YouTuber Jared Dines delivers some more honest jingles for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) global companies—all delivered in the catchy style of death metal. And they're definitely an improvement.

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

A remake of the insanely popular Gangnam Style music video, set in England's capital city. Black cabs, red london busses, traffic jams, looting and rioting. It's all in there. Pip pip. Jolly good.

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

It's hard to imagine what it would feel like to sell your company for one billion dollars. That's a LOT of money. These guys are obviously happy about it. I'd like to hear them when the tax man pays a visit though...