Filthy Shades Of Grey

I was really hoping the book would be about the colour grey and the varying shades that it could be, their names and such. Instead it was just pron. Pron for moms. Gross.

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!

So this guy, it must be a guy, has been asked to draw the male & female reproductive organs & what he comes up with is impossible. But the most hilarious thing is the teacher marking the homework seems impressed.

When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.

Holy Catwomen in disguise Batman! This is confusing, the Gotham Avenger, the Dark Knight, who would've suspected such a canny disguise, which just makes it all the more amazing. To the cat basket!

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.