F#cking Powermat!

Behold the world of tomorrow! A utopia where yharge all of your household electronics by simply putting them on this magical mat and swearing like f#ck at it. It's good to see some things never change!

You can just tell from the outset that this isn't the best idea he's ever had. Huge silo. Hammer aimed at it's base. I dunno, at least if he manages to kill himself he is only strengthening the gene pool...

Introducing the Monkey Nano. It works with all Iphones and Ipods, and is the smallest monkey Apple has ever created.

Sometimes you just get carried away and see red & attack everyone on the ice - That's managements subtle way of saying 'No contract extension for you!'

Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants audio proof that he crapped his pants.

This mini fridge beer canon robot is pretty cool. I sincerely hope that building a hot chick robot is next on his list. Then he'll have a party on his hands.

This is not a video for the weak hearted. I wish I could be this dirty when I turn 80. Dildos,Porkrinds, "Suck my dead pig" Need I say more??

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.

For every situation you've been in you get 10 points. Total your score = 10-20 not bad, 30-40 gettin your freak on, 50-60 OH MY GOD YOU HAD A GAY THREESOME ! Oh noes. LOL

As if your nerves aren't fraught enough being in a war torn country with IEDs at every turn, what you really need is your buddies to pretend a grenade has just fallen in your armoured vehicle.

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.