F#cking Cruiseship

Ever been on a cruise ship before? It's enough to make you want to swear. It's got everything you could possibly want and more, but it's full of crumbly old folk. playing shuffleboard and peeing in the pool.

You may think Barney & Fred are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart. But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass.

Those aren't chocolate chips, they're the eyes of small woodland creatures! You know you're in the realms of metal when you see fat losers in face paint. We should gather all metallers up, put them on a Viking long boat & set fire to it.

Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells.

The sisters of this abbey took to martial arts to protect themselves from an increasingly dangerous neighborhood. They kick butt and take names... so they can pray for their victims later.

Usually an advertisement trying to recruit students to a college makes you want to spoon out your eyeballs in the first five seconds. Not so this, it features a teleporting god who looks like your weed dealer.

Darth Vader (well his voice at least) reads a verse from the Justin Bieber abomination “Baby, Baby, Baby”. Which is fine, just as long as when he sees him he does the throat choke thing before slicing him in two with a lightsaber.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

When it's time to stop playing soldiers and get back to the canteen for dinner these soldiers will board a chopper on the side of a mountain!

I’m not entirely sure what this young lady is attempting to achieve. If it’s a genuine spoof of the Hello Kitty franchise it’s just plain sad. If your fetish is watching prostitutes eating cat food though, it’s a resounding win!

The spoof trailer for the Hunger Games sequel takes us back to the fictional nation of Panem, “where it’s taken 75 years for people to get a little bit upset about the annual child murdering competition.”