Fat Kid Catches Ball With Face

When you watch this in slow motion it's surprising how much this kids face compresses when the ball slams into it.

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

Witness a compilation of upset-inducing scenes where adults act like assholes and steal dreams (and baseballs) as players throw the cute little kids a game ball to keep as a treasured memory (nightmare).

Wow, in Canada, even vigilante justice is polite!

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.