Fat Circus Parkour Skillz!

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

At Mountain Sheep Canyon on Lake Powell, these guys undertook an epic jet ski racing through the slim canyons and capturing it all on a GoPro so we could all experience it vicariously from the comfort of our basements.

This is pretty nasty, maybe Marty should change his name to Oedipus. But I suppose in Marty's defence his mom is pretty hot, I certainly would but then I'm not her son. Dude. Sick!

If you're gonna FAIL it's probably not a good idea to do it with an 82mm mortar, but then again you're not the Russian gun dude with nerves of cool. He barely shows that he came close to becoming a million tiny little pieces.

If you haven't heard of it, Modern Toss is a collection of humerous characters whose lives are expressed through minimalistic, but surprisingly expletive laden comic strips. If puerile comedy is your thing, look it up.

Even if you don't play Quake 3 it's not hard to see that the guy that compiled these frag videos has a serious talent for gibbing fools. I've never really seen rocket juggling before and this guy does it like it's standard. Skills.

A standard tornado is enough for most people, but add fire and some heavy metal music and you have crazy elevated to badass. In Denver, CO where a dust devil drew a fire into it and burned an acre of land.

Ladies & gentlemen, this could quite possibly be the best webcam wonderfulness i've ever witnessed - Not only does she have a bod for sin, she can move it like a snake curls around it's next victim!

When you stop fapping to it and take a moment to consider it, where would the internet be without the worth inclusion of man's favourite pursuit ?!

You will laugh tears of hilarity while watching this, as prankster Steve Kardynal brings amusement, astonishment and bafflement in equal measure to the populace of Chatroulette — who, to their credit, respond very well.

Or we'd never get to watch attempted thieves make fools of themselves.. LOL